Samosa Said to Aaloo

Samosa Said to Aaloo:

Jab men fry hota hon to Tumhen cover Kar k
Garam Oil se Bacha leta Hon coz I Luv you.

Aaloo said:
Jab log Tumhen Fry hone k foran bad Khate hen to
Main bhi unki Zuban Aur Munh Jala Deta hun. I luv u 2.

Moral of the story:
"In Dono ki Prem kahani pe na Jaen.
Samosa Thora Thanda Kar K Khaen." :-)