Get Your Own Blanket

# A Man & a Pretty Woman Who had never met Before
Found Themselves sharing a sleeping compartment on a train.

The man on the Top Bunk & the Lady on the Bottom Bunk.

During the Night, Man woke & asked "Sorry to Bother you But would you reach into the closet to get me a 2nd blanket, I'm freezing!"

She replied: "I've a better idea, Why don't we pretend we are married?"

"Wow What a Great Idea!" he said.

"Good" she said, "Get Your Own Blanket you lazy Bastard!"