i am going for hunting

Once a husband, says to his wife, i am going for hunting, she embrased him and blessed
him,then he leave,
After a little time he come back. his wife asks him why u come back. he replies "our neighbour have left there dog open"

Why are you home so early

Wife: Why are you home so early?


















 

Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

I TURN Off The Lights

2 Deafs Are Discussing Their Wives Using Sign Language..
1st : Wht 2 Do When Your Wife Start Complaining ?
2nd :I Stop Listning.
1st How ?
2nd : I TURN Off The Lights

I need poison

Man at Medical store:I need poison

Chemist: I can't sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate



.

Chemist: Oh! sorry,

I didn't knew u had a prescription.

Special Package For Business Men.

An Airline Introduced
A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free

After Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...

"Which Trip ?"

Mujhe bata Me teri dost hu

Ladki apne room me bethi zor zor se
ro rahi thi
.
.
.
Maa ne dekha to uske paas aayi
Or boli-
Kya hua beti?
Mujhe bata Me teri dost hu
.
.
.
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.
Ladki boli-
Kya batau yaar Apne wale se milne
gayi Thi Tere wale ne dekh liya to
muje bahut maara..:p:p

Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen

Student: Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,
Math men Q Nhi?
:
:
Sir:
Ziyada 3,5 na kr.
9,2,11 hoja.
Warna 5,7 mar dunga.
6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir aa jynge.
:
student:sir G Urdu, English hi theek hy
math waqai khofnak subject hai..:)

your listening to a sad song

When your listening to a sad song and
can not decide
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Konsi wali k bare me sochoon.

Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy

Misbah:

Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy



Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy



Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge :-)

Mohabbat bewafa k siwa kuchh bhi nahi,

Mohabbat bewafa k siwa kuchh bhi nahi,

Duniya gam k siwa kuchh bhi nahi,

Unke pas hamare siwa sab kuchh hai,

Par hamare pas unke siwa kuchh bhi nahi

Height of flirting of ENGINEERS

Height of flirting of ENGINEERS
.
.
Teachr: Where is ur Asignmnt
book?
.
.
.
.
Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While
fighting
wid
stdnts who said dat u r not d
most
beautiful
teachr in dis college. =P =D

If a man is allowed to select a girl

If a man is allowed to select a girl
from 90 girls
and
Even if most beautiful is picked,
There's still the pain of losing
the remaining EIGHTY NINE....:p

Give me some sunshine..!!

Give me some sunshine..!!
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.Give me some rain..!!
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Give me another girlfrnd..!!
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I m single once again..!! :D :v :P